(11:21:22 AM) DJ ADDAC: ok so here’s my vision
(11:21:29 AM) DJ ADDAC: marky mark and the funky bunch
(11:21:32 AM) DJ ADDAC: snow
(11:21:39 AM) DJ ADDAC: vanilla ice
(11:21:41 AM) DJ ADDAC: eminem
(11:21:56 AM) DJ ADDAC: they all go on tour as a single act
(11:22:05 AM) DJ ADDAC: called, “Black men can’t swim”
(11:22:20 AM) dclawmgd81: lol
(5:23:43 PM) alex200399123456: “You’re an idiot, you always have been; and I miss you terribly.”
(5:23:53 PM) alex200399123456: newest message in my facebook inbox this week.
(5:24:03 PM) alex200399123456: some hot chick I hung out with once but fucked with her brain for like 3 years.
(5:24:10 PM) DJ ADDAC: i was about to scream GAY
(5:24:20 PM) alex200399123456: LOL
(5:24:26 PM) alex200399123456: gonna let this one sit in the inbox for a bit.
(5:27:23 PM) alex200399123456: like what the hell is this
(5:27:38 PM) DJ ADDAC: its where i steal books
(5:27:43 PM) DJ ADDAC: jesus!
(5:29:24 PM) alex200399123456: dude…
(5:31:22 PM) alex200399123456: LMAO
(5:31:24 PM) alex200399123456: :D
(5:31:25 PM) alex200399123456: WANT MORE!
(5:31:27 PM) alex200399123456: MOARRRR
(5:31:29 PM) alex200399123456: lol
(5:33:32 PM) DJ ADDAC: I dunno man
(5:33:35 PM) ***DJ ADDAC slaps forhead
(5:33:41 PM) ***DJ ADDAC passes out
(5:33:55 PM) DJ ADDAC: took the bus today, I feel like my life is ending now
(5:38:30 PM) alex200399123456: lol
(5:38:34 PM) alex200399123456: fucking lame ass taking the bus
(5:38:42 PM) alex200399123456: I have no idea why this girl is coming onto me like this
(5:38:53 PM) DJ ADDAC: because she has a cock
(5:39:02 PM) DJ ADDAC: and realized what you’re into
(5:39:10 PM) alex200399123456: LMAO you sound like a fucking homo
(5:39:40 PM) DJ ADDAC: that was so fucking funny
(5:40:01 PM) DJ ADDAC: her shemale cock is waiting for you…
[17:31] <@orbit> Gangs of New York wasn’t a musical?
[17:31] * @orbit whole perception of the world is off
[17:32] <@orbit> talking to this chick and she’s like, “Whats your favorite movie?”
[17:33] <@orbit> me, “None, I hate them all. What’s yours?”
[17:33] <@orbit> her, “Gangs ofNew York! Have you seen it?”
[17:33] <@orbit> me, “I don’t watch musicals because I’m not gay.”
[17:33] <@orbit> her, “Musical?!????” (confused look on her face)
[17:35] <@orbit> me, “Yeah basketball diaries guy and there will be blood guy, all mustaches, tap dancing and singing… looks super homo.”
[17:36] <@orbit> her, “I… I.. I don’t think you… It’s not a musical!”
[17:37] <@orbit> me, “Sure it’s not, nice costumes. Won’t trick me into watching a musical.”
[17:38] <@orbit> can’t tell me after like ten years it’s not a musical
[17:38] <@orbit> the very reason we never watched it was because it was a musical
[17:38] <@orbit> fucking people
[17:44] <@dclaw> it wasn’t a fucking musical
[17:44] <@dclaw> idiot
[17:46] <@orbit> yes it was
[17:46] <@orbit> singing, dancing, mustaches
[17:47] <@orbit> called tronix and asked him, he sang the same Gangs of New York theme song as he did ten years ago
[17:47] <@orbit> he said leonardo has a huge dance number
[17:48] <@dclaw> lmfao
[17:49] <@dclaw> fine, it was a musical
[17:49] <@dclaw> bitch is retarded
[17:49] <@dclaw> I haven’t seen it either
[17:50] <@orbit> http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gangs_of_new_york_ver4.jpg
[17:50] <@orbit> look at that shit
[17:50] <@orbit> as if they aren’t about to start dancing
[17:50] <@dclaw> poster means shit to me
[17:50] <@orbit> LOL
[17:50] <@dclaw> a screencap would be better
[17:50] <@orbit> DANCING
[17:50] <@dclaw> and it’s fugly
[17:51] <@dclaw> god damn it
[17:51] <@orbit> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAiif-W04Ig
[17:52] <@orbit> MUSICAL
[17:52] <@dclaw> yeah
(11:51:48 AM) DJ ADDAC: fucking arduino board
(11:52:01 AM) DJ ADDAC: is there nothing arduino can’t do?
(11:52:16 AM) dclawmgd81: must be an awesome GTS gaming system
(11:53:29 AM) DJ ADDAC: using a samsung note II to aim a missle
(11:54:07 AM) DJ ADDAC: one fucking ghetto ass war
(11:54:31 AM) dclawmgd81: yeah
(12:02:26 PM) DJ ADDAC: what are they fighting?
(12:02:28 PM) DJ ADDAC: jews?
(12:02:32 PM) DJ ADDAC: christianity?
(12:02:39 PM) DJ ADDAC: woman’s rights?
(12:02:42 PM) dclawmgd81: the oppressive government trying to kill them
(12:03:00 PM) DJ ADDAC: sounds like bullshit
(12:03:22 PM) dclawmgd81: you don’t pay attention to the middle east much, do you?
(12:04:30 PM) DJ ADDAC: not really
(12:04:49 PM) DJ ADDAC: I don’t live there
(12:04:52 PM) DJ ADDAC: why would I?
(12:05:03 PM) dclawmgd81: hah
(12:05:56 PM) dclawmgd81: I guess it’s not as big of a deal being canadian, but our stupid ass government here is all over that shithole… so, bullshit that happens there has some direct impact on us starting some new war
(12:06:09 PM) dclawmgd81: so far, we’ve stayed out of syria
(12:06:13 PM) dclawmgd81: thankfully
(12:06:21 PM) DJ ADDAC: I’ve never heard of the place until this year
(12:06:29 PM) dclawmgd81: seriously?
(12:06:33 PM) DJ ADDAC: and now its boring as fuck
(12:06:39 PM) dclawmgd81: that’s sad man
(12:06:48 PM) dclawmgd81: gotta at least know the countries of the world
(12:06:49 PM) DJ ADDAC: I know Damascus is in Assassins Creed
(12:06:54 PM) dclawmgd81: lol
(12:07:04 PM) DJ ADDAC: dude the whole place is “Persia” to me
(12:07:16 PM) DJ ADDAC: or India
(12:07:37 PM) DJ ADDAC: further east of that is Eurasia and Siam
(12:07:55 PM) dclawmgd81: sounds like you’re talking about a Risk board
(12:08:16 PM) DJ ADDAC: aren’t we all?
(12:11:13 PM) dclawmgd81: hah
(12:50:09 PM) alex200399123456: the default page color is brown
(12:50:12 PM) DJ ADDAC: /?/?/?
(12:50:17 PM) alex200399123456: yayayayayasy
(12:50:21 PM) alex200399123456: jajajajajajaja
(12:50:27 PM) alex200399123456: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(12:50:29 PM) alex200399123456: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
(12:50:34 PM) alex200399123456: mexican chat room
(12:51:08 PM) DJ ADDAC: missing the upside down ?
(12:51:13 PM) alex200399123456: yeah
(12:51:18 PM) alex200399123456: too lazy to find the alt char
(12:51:40 PM) DJ ADDAC: yeah my south american friends are always like that
(12:51:43 PM) DJ ADDAC: jajajaja
(12:51:49 PM) DJ ADDAC: I’m like huh?
(12:52:37 PM) alex200399123456: Im like SPEAK ENGLISH
(12:52:38 PM) DJ ADDAC: thats what ruins latin/brazilian porn for me
(12:52:41 PM) alex200399123456: LOL
(12:52:44 PM) alex200399123456: AY
(12:52:45 PM) alex200399123456: AYE
(12:52:47 PM) alex200399123456: AYE
(12:52:47 PM) DJ ADDAC: the chicks are fucking HOT
(12:52:51 PM) alex200399123456: AYEEEEEEE
(12:52:52 PM) DJ ADDAC: but they sound like ducks
(12:52:57 PM) DJ ADDAC: honking
(12:53:11 PM) DJ ADDAC: language is retarded
(12:53:14 PM) DJ ADDAC: OI
(12:53:18 PM) DJ ADDAC: OI
(12:53:19 PM) DJ ADDAC: AYE
(12:53:22 PM) DJ ADDAC: EEEEEE
(12:53:30 PM) DJ ADDAC: honk honk honk honk
(12:53:47 PM) ***DJ ADDAC reaches over and turns the music up full blast
(12:54:05 PM) alex200399123456: LOL
(12:55:16 PM) DJ ADDAC: ¿arriba?
(12:55:39 PM) alex200399123456: lol I rather watch crappy russian porn
(12:55:59 PM) DJ ADDAC: girls looking depressed
(12:56:32 PM) alex200399123456: LOL
(12:56:36 PM) DJ ADDAC: must do porn to feed sick family from radiation poisoning, I am enthused
(12:56:47 PM) alex200399123456: LMAO
(3:19:44 PM) DJ ADDAC: except kristina, bitch is ballin hot
(3:20:01 PM) DJ ADDAC: but I already know her faults, wouldn’t touch that with a flag pole
(3:20:34 PM) DJ ADDAC: she’s a tripple wrap
(3:20:52 PM) DJ ADDAC: maybe go all out and get a black knight rubber that covers your sack too
(3:21:13 PM) DJ ADDAC: even then I’d be worried
(3:25:16 PM) DJ ADDAC: toxic pussy
(3:25:24 PM) DJ ADDAC: hazmat ass
(3:27:12 PM) alex200399123456: Vile bitch
(3:27:14 PM) DJ ADDAC: infectious mouth
(3:28:44 PM) alex200399123456: Lol
FizzBangTheFabulous: dude……..
FizzBangTheFabulous: NO
FizzBangTheFabulous: LOL! hahahahahahahahaha
FizzBangTheFabulous: Pizza Candy, time has not been kind to you
Orbit43LovesYou: dude, I know right? dooksville
FizzBangTheFabulous: fuck I don’t recognize her myself
FizzBangTheFabulous: what the hell happened to her nose?
Orbit43LovesYou: that was the 1st thing I said to trook
FizzBangTheFabulous: well no fucking kidding bro! hahahahaha
FizzBangTheFabulous: fuck she’s ugly now, like WOW is she ever fucking UGLY! you ever talk about that failed relationship again and I’m going to kick your ass
FizzBangTheFabulous: as far as I see it you made the right choices and have dodged a giant bullet
FizzBangTheFabulous: oh Pizza Candy your face is falling down
FizzBangTheFabulous: and youre in the newspaper begging for some politician to buy you house
FizzBangTheFabulous: and your music is worse than ever
Orbit43LovesYou: catfish!
FizzBangTheFabulous: PPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTHAHAHAHAhahahahahAHhaHahaHAhahaa!!!!
FizzBangTheFabulous: CATFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FizzBangTheFabulous: you working tomorrow dude?
Orbit43LovesYou: I own my own firm, no. No I am NOT working, I am relaxing thank you.
Orbit43LovesYou: Work is for chumps that don’t own condo’s or sports cars
FizzBangTheFabulous: Such a douche, love it bro you deserve it man
***Orbit43LovesYou wipes a tear from his eye***
Orbit43LovesYou: thanks man, I know I do
FizzBangTheFabulous: LOL!
FizzBangTheFabulous: Pizza Candy got what she deserved, she’s now a drunken catfish
Orbit43LovesYou: Catfish Pizza is drunk
FizzBangTheFabulous: Catfish Pizza….. LOL :D
FizzBangTheFabulous: Let’s go clubbin tonight, meet some non-catfish looking women
Orbit43LovesYou: right oh let’s go
(10:04:56 PM) alex200399123456: Did you get that picture
(10:05:32 PM) DJ ADDAC: yeah
(10:05:39 PM) alex200399123456: That chick is dtf lol
(10:05:41 PM) DJ ADDAC: asking you a question
(10:05:48 PM) DJ ADDAC: dtf?
(10:05:58 PM) alex200399123456: Down to fuck
(10:06:19 PM) DJ ADDAC: she has no tits
(10:06:26 PM) DJ ADDAC: her hands look “large”
(10:06:43 PM) DJ ADDAC: you sure that’s a chick?
(10:06:59 PM) alex200399123456: You sure Julias a chick
(10:07:02 PM) DJ ADDAC: or is this an episode of the crying game?
(10:07:07 PM) alex200399123456: Lol
(10:07:18 PM) DJ ADDAC: dude take a good look at her
(10:07:25 PM) DJ ADDAC: looks like a brazilian shemale to me
(10:07:43 PM) DJ ADDAC: could just be a bad photo
(10:07:43 PM) alex200399123456: Lol naw she’s alright
(10:07:58 PM) DJ ADDAC: in fact I bet it is
(10:08:20 PM) DJ ADDAC: girls like that make guys happy
(10:08:42 PM) DJ ADDAC: she’s not hot enough to be a lot of pressure
(10:09:06 PM) DJ ADDAC: probably has low self esteem like all 6’s
(10:09:19 PM) alex200399123456: Lol that’s what I’m shooting for
(10:09:28 PM) DJ ADDAC: aim low buddy (10:09:40 PM) DJ ADDAC: you’ll never be disappointed that way
(10:09:41 PM) alex200399123456: Met her on some Android dating app
(10:09:52 PM) DJ ADDAC: ^
(10:09:57 PM) DJ ADDAC: SHEMALE
(10:10:04 PM) DJ ADDAC: hahahahahaha
