|—||Julian Orbit; Regarding a girl that doesn’t get the point|
(11:21:22 AM) DJ ADDAC: ok so here’s my vision
(11:21:29 AM) DJ ADDAC: marky mark and the funky bunch
(11:21:32 AM) DJ ADDAC: snow
(11:21:39 AM) DJ ADDAC: vanilla ice
(11:21:41 AM) DJ ADDAC: eminem
(11:21:56 AM) DJ ADDAC: they all go on tour as a single act
(11:22:05 AM) DJ ADDAC: called, “Black men can’t swim”
(11:22:20 AM) dclawmgd81: lol
(5:23:43 PM) alex200399123456: “You’re an idiot, you always have been; and I miss you terribly.”
(5:23:53 PM) alex200399123456: newest message in my facebook inbox this week.
(5:24:03 PM) alex200399123456: some hot chick I hung out with once but fucked with her brain for like 3 years.
(5:24:10 PM) DJ ADDAC: i was about to scream GAY
(5:24:20 PM) alex200399123456: LOL
(5:24:26 PM) alex200399123456: gonna let this one sit in the inbox for a bit.
(5:27:23 PM) alex200399123456: like what the hell is this
(5:27:38 PM) DJ ADDAC: its where i steal books
(5:27:43 PM) DJ ADDAC: jesus!
(5:29:24 PM) alex200399123456: dude…
(5:31:22 PM) alex200399123456: LMAO
(5:31:24 PM) alex200399123456: :D
(5:31:25 PM) alex200399123456: WANT MORE!
(5:31:27 PM) alex200399123456: MOARRRR
(5:31:29 PM) alex200399123456: lol
(5:33:32 PM) DJ ADDAC: I dunno man
(5:33:35 PM) ***DJ ADDAC slaps forhead
(5:33:41 PM) ***DJ ADDAC passes out
(5:33:55 PM) DJ ADDAC: took the bus today, I feel like my life is ending now
(5:38:30 PM) alex200399123456: lol
(5:38:34 PM) alex200399123456: fucking lame ass taking the bus
(5:38:42 PM) alex200399123456: I have no idea why this girl is coming onto me like this
(5:38:53 PM) DJ ADDAC: because she has a cock
(5:39:02 PM) DJ ADDAC: and realized what you’re into
(5:39:10 PM) alex200399123456: LMAO you sound like a fucking homo
(5:39:40 PM) DJ ADDAC: that was so fucking funny
(5:40:01 PM) DJ ADDAC: her shemale cock is waiting for you…